Morgan's Musings
Friday, Nov. 01, 2002 - 11:40 AM
Not much happened on Halloween, but I'll recap before I show the list. (Leave you in suspense!)
Cathy and I bantered some more as we looked at pictures of Volcanic Dikes . Art History was actually fun, as we watched a video about the mystic & artistic ceremonial dress and custons of Papa New Guinea . A ceremonial figure known as a Tubuan pranced around in a venerable display in one part, then while looking at slides, our professor remarked this on a Pacific culture work: "It's the most beautiful example of phallic symbols I've seen in a long time!"
Later I Xeroxed some of my Jewish History notes for two female classmates (one was the "Circumscision Lady"), and watched a Halloween movie that Andypants brought over, called The Howling
Okay, enough suspense, on with the list!!!
Dedicated to "Mary Jane"--the sophisticatingly sexy Stein who takes merriment in hearing the shortcomings & character flaws of her school chums.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Top Ten Times Andypants Says "F^ck*r$!"^*^*^*^*^*^*^
^10--When our neighbors beat him to the communal shower
^9--When he wakes up on the wrong side of his 4 ft. high bed and falls onto my desk!
^8--When he loses a video game
^7--When someone calls him "Andypants"!
^6--When he loses all his chips at the Big Kahuna Casino Nite at The Commons
^5--When "D--- Punk A-- B----es!" just won't do!
^4--When the folks at the library neglected to give him his paycheck
^3--When he's bustin' some caps into some O.G.'s* and gangbangers!
^2--When he sees a cheerful couple kissing in the park (and other places where public affection is common).
^1--When he mispronounces "Smuckers"
*O.G.--"Original Gangster"--An experienced thug who specializes in street crime.
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